"Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Ted Nugent on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Ted Nugent on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Ted Nugent on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Ted Nugent on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Ted Nugent on Benjamin Franklin
"I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar."
"Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world."
"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak."
"Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe."
"For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore."