"Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Ted Rall on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Ted Rall on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Ted Rall on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Ted Rall on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Ted Rall on Henry Ward Beecher
"Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most."
"The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country."