"Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Ted Rall on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Ted Rall on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Ted Rall on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Ted Rall on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Ted Rall on Friedrich Nietzsche
"Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes."
"The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country."