"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Theodore Roosevelt on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Theodore Roosevelt on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Theodore Roosevelt on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Theodore Roosevelt on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Theodore Roosevelt on Steven Wright
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young."
"The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead."
"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."
"Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing."
"The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it."