"Hope is a very thin diet."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Thomas Shadwell on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Thomas Shadwell on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Thomas Shadwell on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Thomas Shadwell on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Thomas Shadwell on Linford Christie