"They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Tina Yothers on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Tina Yothers on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Tina Yothers on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Tina Yothers on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Tina Yothers on Elbert Hubbard
"People never cease to amaze me."
"I had an amazing experience working with great people. I had a great family, a typical family with drama in certain areas, and that's pretty much everywhere in everyone's life."
"My parents were involved in everything I did. They were showbiz people themselves. My dad was an actor. They were parents they did what parents are supposed to do."
"There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time."
"With the other fellow actors who have gone astray, I think it's sad that society wants to label the business as doing this to people. It's really not true."