"I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up."
"Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards."Todd Barry on Soren Kierkegaard
"The only source of knowledge is experience."Todd Barry on Albert Einstein
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."Todd Barry on C. S. Lewis
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."Todd Barry on Oscar Wilde
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."Todd Barry on Mark Twain
"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."
"It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special."
"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."
"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
"I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it."