"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Todd Barry on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Todd Barry on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Todd Barry on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Todd Barry on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Todd Barry on Henry David Thoreau
"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."
"It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special."
"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."
"I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up."
"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."