"It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Todd Barry on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Todd Barry on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Todd Barry on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Todd Barry on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Todd Barry on Bill Gates
"I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase."
"I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone."
"I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up."
"I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things."
"I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it."