"Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Tom DeLonge on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Tom DeLonge on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Tom DeLonge on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Tom DeLonge on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Tom DeLonge on Henry Ward Beecher
"I don't believe that I'm better than anybody, but I do believe that I'll try harder than most and I hope that people just join me for a little bit of a ride."