"Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Tom Holt on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Tom Holt on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Tom Holt on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Tom Holt on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Tom Holt on Steven Wright
"Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem."
"Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of."
"New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else."