"But once you have satisfied your material needs, which I think every wealth creator should - the house, the car, the plane, the boat - what comes next?"
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Tom Hunter on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Tom Hunter on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Tom Hunter on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Tom Hunter on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Tom Hunter on Steven Wright