"If cooking becomes an art form rather than a means of providing a reasonable diet, then something is clearly wrong."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Tom Jaine on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Tom Jaine on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Tom Jaine on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Tom Jaine on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Tom Jaine on Linford Christie