"It used to be that you'd have a song recorded by a major country artist and if it was a hit, you could buy a car. Now you can buy a dealership."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Tom T. Hall on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Tom T. Hall on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Tom T. Hall on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Tom T. Hall on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Tom T. Hall on Steven Wright
"When you retire, it's a place in life, a part of the journey. You just don't quit work you develop an attitude where you can do what you please."
"Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer."
"The first guy who came up with the concept of religion was sitting out under a tree. I'm sure of that."
"I have my own religion. I'm sort of one-quarter Baptist, one-quarter Catholic, one-quarter Jewish."
"Religion is a strange, wonderful thing. More crimes have been committed in the name of righteousness than any other notion."