"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Totie Fields on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Totie Fields on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Totie Fields on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Totie Fields on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Totie Fields on Linford Christie