"Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."Tracey Ullman on Emo Philips
"Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy."Tracey Ullman on Joseph Campbell
"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."Tracey Ullman on Stephen Hawking
"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers."Tracey Ullman on Pablo Picasso
"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user."Tracey Ullman on Bill Gates
"I'm still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head when we drove home from the market. That never goes."
"I'm as famous as I want to be."
"As I get older, I just prefer to knit."
"I think serial monogamy says it all."
"It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them."