"I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Tracy Morgan on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Tracy Morgan on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Tracy Morgan on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Tracy Morgan on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Tracy Morgan on Bill Gates
"I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it."
"My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality."
"Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music."
"You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing."