"Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music."
"An individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law."Tracy Morgan on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized."Tracy Morgan on Albert Einstein
"Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized."Tracy Morgan on Albert Einstein
"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery."Tracy Morgan on Malcolm X
"If once you forfeit the confidence of your fellow-citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem."Tracy Morgan on Abraham Lincoln
"I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets."
"I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it."
"My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality."
"You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing."