"The wonderful thing about Food for Thought is that it lets you keep your hand in theater and be in front of a live audience without a commitment of six months, or even three months."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Treat Williams on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Treat Williams on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Treat Williams on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Treat Williams on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Treat Williams on Benjamin Franklin
"Bambi can't act. Bambi had major attitude."
"I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor."
"I define success as being comfortable with yourself and your life. And that is about as good as it gets, really."