"I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Trey Parker on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Trey Parker on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Trey Parker on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Trey Parker on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Trey Parker on Friedrich Nietzsche
"It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works."
"I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them."
"If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'"
"My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut."
"My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that."