"No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Trey Parker on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Trey Parker on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Trey Parker on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Trey Parker on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Trey Parker on Elbert Hubbard
"It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works."
"I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them."
"If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'"
"My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut."
"I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister."