"So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Trey Parker on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Trey Parker on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Trey Parker on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Trey Parker on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Trey Parker on Benjamin Franklin
"It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works."
"I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them."
"If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'"
"My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut."
"I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister."