"As far as luxury goes, about the only thing I do is... I go first class all the way. I live on the road, so when I'm out there, I'm getting the nice hotel suite, I'm getting the luxury car, I'm eating the good food, and I make sure I take care of myself on the road."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Trish Stratus on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Trish Stratus on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Trish Stratus on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Trish Stratus on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Trish Stratus on Steven Wright
"And I have the support of the writers: I have a great relationship with the creative team, and they have a good hold of my character and my personality, and they come up with some great stuff, and I'm forever trying to change it up, keep it fresh."
"And I'm so thankful that I've been allowed to show another side of Trish."