"It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Trisha Goddard on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Trisha Goddard on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Trisha Goddard on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Trisha Goddard on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Trisha Goddard on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"There is a learning quality in all of our shows."
"I'll get up in the morning while they've all got hangovers and run my 5 miles. But the women who do run are usually 10 years younger than me and they're really obsessed about running. That's all they do. They're really boring."
"Daddy loves you, but he smacks you, and he can shout at you and smash things, but Daddy still loves you. So when you get into a relationship with someone who does all of that, why would it be unusual?"