"I am a military police officer and I have served on two deployments my first was to Iraq, in a medical unit, and my second deployment was to Kuwait, as a military police platoon leader."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Tulsi Gabbard on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Tulsi Gabbard on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Tulsi Gabbard on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Tulsi Gabbard on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Tulsi Gabbard on Erma Bombeck
"In the military, I learned that 'leadership' means raising your hand and volunteering for the tough, important assignments."