"I'd like to classify my life as a romantic comedy. Unfortunately I feel it's probably more like a TV reality show."
"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow."Uma Thurman on William Shakespeare
"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance."Uma Thurman on Oscar Wilde
"The word 'romance,' according to the dictionary, means excitement, adventure, and something extremely real. Romance should last a lifetime."Uma Thurman on Billy Graham
"A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure."Uma Thurman on Charlie Chaplin
"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."Uma Thurman on Fran Lebowitz
"So, you know, parenting is a very intimate and amazing experience and one of the best experiences of my life."
"Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. It's so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive you crazy. In this business a lot of people go nuts, go eccentric, even end up dead from it. Not my plan."
"I don't feel famous."
"I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid."
"I've learned that every working mom is a superwoman."