"Again, in Wag the Dog, war has to be declared by an act of congress. But if you go to war, you don't have to declare war. You're just at war and we did that, which is not legal."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Val Kilmer on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Val Kilmer on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Val Kilmer on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Val Kilmer on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Val Kilmer on Plato
"I respect people who can do both careers, like Will Smith and a couple of other people who have done it, but I just don't know when they sleep."