"I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Vera Farmiga on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Vera Farmiga on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Vera Farmiga on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Vera Farmiga on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Vera Farmiga on Elbert Hubbard
"I can't get my knickers in a twist about my age and ageing in an industry that caters to the ids of 14-year-olds."
"Editing yourself is like an irksome coin toss. You've got to strip yourself of super ego and operate from the id. Maybe I've got my Freud mixed up. It's just hard to trade a beauty shot for the performance with truth and a brightly lit zit."
"There are women who make things better, there are women who change things, there are women who make things happen, who make a difference. I want to be one of those women."
"There's no wrong way to experience a film."
"I grew up in a Ukrainian Catholic-turned-Christian household, and that is my family's faith."