"I'm a big sports fan. College football is my favorite."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Verne Troyer on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Verne Troyer on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Verne Troyer on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Verne Troyer on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Verne Troyer on Henry David Thoreau