"I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Victoria Wood on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Victoria Wood on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Victoria Wood on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Victoria Wood on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Victoria Wood on Steven Wright