"Americans try to talk about positive family values, although the actual state of things is disastrous."
"The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge."Vladimir Zhirinovsky on Albert Einstein
"I do believe we're all connected. I do believe in positive energy. I do believe in the power of prayer. I do believe in putting good out into the world. And I believe in taking care of each other."Vladimir Zhirinovsky on Harvey Fierstein
"Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results."Vladimir Zhirinovsky on Willie Nelson
"Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will."Vladimir Zhirinovsky on Zig Ziglar
"If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes."Vladimir Zhirinovsky on John Wooden
"We must force the government to stop the bird migration. We must shoot all birds, field all our men and troops... and force migratory birds to stay where they are."