"We must force the government to stop the bird migration. We must shoot all birds, field all our men and troops... and force migratory birds to stay where they are."
"A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government, and this is necessary to close the circlue of our felicities."Vladimir Zhirinovsky on Thomas Jefferson
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."Vladimir Zhirinovsky on Winston Churchill
"I hope we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations which dare already to challenge our government to a trial by strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country."Vladimir Zhirinovsky on Thomas Jefferson
"Government is not reason it is not eloquent it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."Vladimir Zhirinovsky on George Washington
"Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst state, an intolerable one."Vladimir Zhirinovsky on Thomas Paine
"Americans try to talk about positive family values, although the actual state of things is disastrous."