"The superfluous, a very necessary thing."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Voltaire on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Voltaire on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Voltaire on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Voltaire on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Voltaire on Elbert Hubbard
"What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy."
"He who has not the spirit of this age, has all the misery of it."
"We are rarely proud when we are alone."
"Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game."
"Time, which alone makes the reputation of men, ends by making their defects respectable."