"All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."
"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men."W. C. Fields on Frederick Douglass
"I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman."W. C. Fields on Anais Nin
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance."W. C. Fields on Oscar Wilde
"Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?"W. C. Fields on Confucius
"Man becomes great exactly in the degree in which he works for the welfare of his fellow-men."W. C. Fields on Mahatma Gandhi
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."