"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."W. C. Fields on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."W. C. Fields on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."W. C. Fields on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."W. C. Fields on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."W. C. Fields on Helen Keller
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."