"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."W. C. Fields on John F. Kennedy
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself."W. C. Fields on Mark Twain
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."W. C. Fields on Plato
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand."W. C. Fields on Milton Friedman
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."W. C. Fields on Joseph Stalin
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."