"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."W. C. Fields on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."W. C. Fields on Albert Einstein
"I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit together at the table of brotherhood."W. C. Fields on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"The sweltering summer of the Negro's legitimate discontent will not pass until there is an invigorating autumn of freedom and equality."W. C. Fields on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."W. C. Fields on Abraham Lincoln
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."