"I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."W. C. Fields on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."W. C. Fields on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."W. C. Fields on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."W. C. Fields on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."W. C. Fields on Robert Frost
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."