"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."W. C. Fields on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."W. C. Fields on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."W. C. Fields on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."W. C. Fields on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."W. C. Fields on Mark Twain
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."