"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
"It is better to travel well than to arrive."W. C. Fields on Buddha
"Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try and understand each other, we may even become friends."W. C. Fields on Maya Angelou
"One travels more usefully when alone, because he reflects more."W. C. Fields on Thomas Jefferson
"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not."W. C. Fields on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page."W. C. Fields on Saint Augustine
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."