"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."W. C. Fields on Leo Buscaglia
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."W. C. Fields on Dr. Seuss
"Look back, and smile on perils past."W. C. Fields on Walter Scott
"A warm smile is the universal language of kindness."W. C. Fields on William Arthur Ward
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."W. C. Fields on Phyllis Diller
"The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
"Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?"
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally."