"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."W. Clement Stone on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."W. Clement Stone on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."W. Clement Stone on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."W. Clement Stone on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."W. Clement Stone on Elbert Hubbard
"Your most precious, valued possessions and your greatest powers are invisible and intangible. No one can take them. You, and you alone, can give them. You will receive abundance for your giving."
"There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative."
"Like success, failure is many things to many people. With Positive Mental Attitude, failure is a learning experience, a rung on the ladder, a plateau at which to get your thoughts in order and prepare to try again."
"Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect."
"You are a product of your environment. So choose the environment that will best develop you toward your objective. Analyze your life in terms of its environment. Are the things around you helping you toward success - or are they holding you back?"