"Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."Wanda Sykes on Albert Einstein
"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."Wanda Sykes on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Science investigates religion interprets. Science gives man knowledge which is power religion gives man wisdom which is control."Wanda Sykes on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong."Wanda Sykes on Albert Einstein
"Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss."Wanda Sykes on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business."
"But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."