"But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Wanda Sykes on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Wanda Sykes on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Wanda Sykes on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Wanda Sykes on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Wanda Sykes on Elbert Hubbard
"I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business."
"Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science."