"It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Warren E. Burger on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Warren E. Burger on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Warren E. Burger on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Warren E. Burger on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Warren E. Burger on Plato
"Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen."