"Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my love."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Washington Irving on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Washington Irving on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Washington Irving on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Washington Irving on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Washington Irving on John Lennon
"Age is a matter of feeling, not of years."
"A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use."
"Temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use."
"After all, it is the divinity within that makes the divinity without and I have been more fascinated by a woman of talent and intelligence, though deficient in personal charms, than I have been by the most regular beauty."
"Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business."