"I don't have pet peeves I have whole kennels of irritation."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Whoopi Goldberg on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Whoopi Goldberg on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Whoopi Goldberg on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Whoopi Goldberg on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Whoopi Goldberg on Josh Billings
"Sitting at the table during Color Purple and looking up and suddenly realizing I was acting in front of Steven Spielberg, was pretty cool. It was pretty good."
"We're born with success. It is only others who point out our failures, and what they attribute to us as failure."
"You know, be an actor because you love to act. Don't be an actor because you think you're going to get famous, because that's luck."
"When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows in Berkeley and found that I could be funny on my own, I was shocked."
"When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they'll remember and be kind to someone else. And it'll become like a wildfire."