"I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Will Ferrell on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Will Ferrell on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Will Ferrell on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Will Ferrell on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Will Ferrell on Elbert Hubbard