"A fool and his money are soon elected."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Will Rogers on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Will Rogers on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Will Rogers on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Will Rogers on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Will Rogers on Mark Twain
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."