"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
"Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards."Will Rogers on Soren Kierkegaard
"The only source of knowledge is experience."Will Rogers on Albert Einstein
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."Will Rogers on C. S. Lewis
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."Will Rogers on Oscar Wilde
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."Will Rogers on Mark Twain
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
"The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'"
"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."
"The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you."